screams:

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adamusprime:

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

lunatoneitdown:

PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING

• me
• not you
• only me
• i’m so pretty

mynameisnipple:

I take my vitamins so I can be immune to the haters

andrewbelami:

I do not fuck with spiders of any shape, size, color, weight, race, ethnicity, sexual preference, gender, zodiac sign, etc.

foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

adultnapped:

love at first selfie

goddessoftheinternet:

if a boy ever just sits and asks you questions about yourself, do not be fooled. he doesnt like you. he is interrogating you to find out if youre a russian spy. consider yourself warned

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